and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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