Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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