she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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