I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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