she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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