he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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