using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
