Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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