Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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