Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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