I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
