i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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