Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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