if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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