Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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