No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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