I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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