Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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