Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You smell like stripper and shame
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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