My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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