This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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