"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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