Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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