Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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