i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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