we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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