well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm always down for nudity.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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