I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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