THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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