that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
