did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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