Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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