Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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