Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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