I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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