Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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