is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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