So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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