I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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