she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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