i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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