Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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