I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
