So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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