Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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