let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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