i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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