"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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