she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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