maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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