Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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