His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
